R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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