We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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