That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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