Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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