so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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