I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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