you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!