i was born a porn star she said
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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