the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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