Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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(812): View more from Indiana

i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter

(310): View more from California

your less of a man for seeing that

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(678): View more from Georgia

Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.

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(914): View more from New York

We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them

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(970): View more from Colorado

Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.

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