Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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