I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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