She's JV to your varsity
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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