I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My life is pants optional.
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