You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
