Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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