we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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