You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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