we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
high people should be assigned attendants
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
