dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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