It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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