you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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