We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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