By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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