But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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