Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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