First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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