So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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