I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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