grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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