I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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