white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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