First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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