I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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