There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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