week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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