did you get engaged???
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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