He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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