so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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