I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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