Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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