Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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