I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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