No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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