i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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