Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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