Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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