A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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