if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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