Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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