He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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