You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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