i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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