So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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