Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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