And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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