im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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