A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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