I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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