I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize