yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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